Doublespeak Proverbs

1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
2. Scintillate, scintillate asteroid minific.
3. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
4. Surveillance should precede saltitation.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustrations of grime is contiguous to divinity.
7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to indoctrinate a super-annuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of corrections and vitiate the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled cooking container does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
11. Neophyte's serendipity.
12. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
13. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
14. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
15. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
16. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
17. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.
18. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a heptudinous fellow.
19. A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive claucous bryphitic plants.
20. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses, thereby, the optimal cachinnation.
21. Missiles of ligneous or porous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally be benign.
22. Propinquity avails itself only in the coverlets of equine quadra-bases.